Thanks for your report!  

Your notes about the printer on the Windows 98 computers rotting away upstairs :) prompted an email and techwiki posting, available at http://techwiki.cuip.net/Windows_98 .  I don't know if Ms. Warden has one of those CPS-prelicensed Windows 2000 installer disks ready to hand, but if not, Russ or I can get one to her (or relay via you).